FOX has announced its remake of the Happy Days sitcom, originally aired in the ‘70s to early ‘80s, to try to bring back solid family values. Who other than Rush Limbaugh could play the role of the Fonz? This four-time married “hunk of burning love” will off-set the “core family values” which this sitcom will be putting forth to bring the American family back to what we at FOX tell you it MUST be.

To appeal to the same “targeted” demographics, the pistol packin’, shoot ‘em first, reload, don’t retreat, hot to all hillbillies, Sarah Palin, will be taking on the role of Mrs. C. Palin’s character of Mrs. C. will add the exact, to the point memory of the way we were. Well, because thinking back to our forefathers, as Palin so often does, her imagination of the “perfect” time in our history will soon again rise and bring us backwards where “all men” will be equal and flourish.

Roger Ailes, head of Fox News, came up with this brilliant idea as he is tired of the lies and sex scandals and wants the American public to know exactly how dangerous of a character the Fonz actually was to core family values. A more in depth look at the “conspiracy” of the original sitcom, and Fox’s version of their weekly sitcom, will be discussed on Glenn Beck’s show via his chalk board and red-colored chalk. As Beck knows all too well, EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, save for the money in his pocket from all the suckers who put it there!

Hey!

Try Tea-Witched Palin Clone Wannabe

Ah little Ms. Goody Two Shoes preaching how good and moral and Christian she is bragging her focus is on Delaware and yet she is pulling the same Palin Stunt… The Twitter Two Step blasting all the Democrats across the country. Your Panties are on Fire Witch!

I found this comment on a popular news media site specific to Witch Christine’s attack on Nancy Pelosi and feel it was important enough to repeat…

“Nancy Pelosi is much closer to the principles which Jesus preached than Christine O’Donnell.

Nancy believes in helping the poor and those without health care.

Nancy believes in getting facts straight not demonizing people.

Nancy is an observant Roman Catholic who raised 5 children and is now a loving grandmother.

Nancy has an adoring husband and grandchildren and pays her bills on time. She is gracious and very careful about her choice of words.

Nancy Pelosi determines what she’s going to say based on learning all the facts she can – not some puppet master who gives her scripts.

The reason so many weak people like Christine O’Donnell demonize Nancy Pelosi is that Nancy is a power house who is so smart, well-disciplined, and polite she can even herd Democats!

Christine O’Donnell’s reality is all faith-based – whatever her right wing religious denomination tells her is the truth, don’t bother with facts or logic. And her appearances are carefully controlled, and her lines written by Fox/The Republican Party. Christine is a talking doll like Sarah Palin. Wind her up and she will spout the same lines over and over until she is reprogrammed for the next performance.

I hope that thinking Americans will not fall for appearance over substance. We should elect Democrats this fall, even if they are not perfect. We should not fall for Tea Party propaganda manufacturer by rich people to keep those less fortunate down…”

Truer words were never spoken and what about little Miss Motor Mouth? How’s Your Christian Husband doing? Oops, I forgot, You Don’t Have One as no one is stupid enough to be in a relationship with YOU considering your extreme, whacked religious views. Just what are some of your views Christine the Witch?

• “The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can’t masturbate without lust.”
• “God may choose to heal someone from cancer, yet that person still has a great deal of medical bills. The outstanding bills do not determine whether or not the patient has been healed by God.”
• “America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more your economy is dependent on the federal government.”
• “I dabbled into witchcraft. I never joined a coven.” / “One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar.”
• “American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”
• “You know what, evolution is a myth.” / “Why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?”
• “During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, ‘Credibility.’”

Well Ms. O’Donnell, At least we know some of your Retard positions in life!

Final Thoughts on Government

Well just like Ms. O’Donnell’s ongoing perceptions of Government, like her bonehead comments about Czars recently, we have these bizarre comments about Socialism and Socialist Economy…

“America is now a socialist economy. The definition of a socialist economy is when 50% or more your economy is dependent on the federal government.”

Really Ms. O’Donnell? And just where did you get your pathetic Political Wisdom from, The auspicious writings of Sarah Palin?

Try this definition DipStick!

“A socialist economy is a system of production where goods and services are produced directly for use, in contrast to a capitalist economic system, where goods and services are produced to generate profit.

Goods and services would be produced for their physical utility and use-value, eliminating the need for market-induced needs to ensure a sufficient amount of demand for products to be sold at a profit.

Production in a socialist economy is therefore “planned” or “coordinated”, and does not suffer from the business cycle inherent to capitalism.

In most socialist theories, economic planning only applies to the factors of production and not to the allocation of goods and services produced for consumption, which would be distributed through a market.

Karl Marx stated that “lower-stage communism” would consist of compensation based on the amount of labor one performs.”

Feel Stupid Yet Tea-Witched?

So I guess from your brains GM, Ford, Chrysler, Microsoft, Dell, Hewlett Packard, IBM, Oracle, etc., etc., etc., are providing goods and services because the American People need them and they have no use or desire to make profits… Yeah Okay… I see Your Point!

Same Rant… Different Day

For those of you who missed Glenn Beck’s Speech Sunday here is a snippet of his speech with the crying and pathetic crybaby drama removed.

Same Tweet… Different Cry Baby

Then Ms. Crybaby Palin chimed in on Twitter crying about how the media downplayed the rally, at which point I responded.

Finally we have some of Beck’s supporters…