FOX has announced its remake of the Happy Days sitcom, originally aired in the ‘70s to early ‘80s, to try to bring back solid family values. Who other than Rush Limbaugh could play the role of the Fonz? This four-time married “hunk of burning love” will off-set the “core family values” which this sitcom will be putting forth to bring the American family back to what we at FOX tell you it MUST be.

To appeal to the same “targeted” demographics, the pistol packin’, shoot ‘em first, reload, don’t retreat, hot to all hillbillies, Sarah Palin, will be taking on the role of Mrs. C. Palin’s character of Mrs. C. will add the exact, to the point memory of the way we were. Well, because thinking back to our forefathers, as Palin so often does, her imagination of the “perfect” time in our history will soon again rise and bring us backwards where “all men” will be equal and flourish.

Roger Ailes, head of Fox News, came up with this brilliant idea as he is tired of the lies and sex scandals and wants the American public to know exactly how dangerous of a character the Fonz actually was to core family values. A more in depth look at the “conspiracy” of the original sitcom, and Fox’s version of their weekly sitcom, will be discussed on Glenn Beck’s show via his chalk board and red-colored chalk. As Beck knows all too well, EVERYTHING is a conspiracy, save for the money in his pocket from all the suckers who put it there!

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